19 Sep 2011
by Toriin Writings
So today while I was in Transitions (Transitions is the math class I’m in because I can’t handle difficult math) I was just sitting there minding my own business, enjoying my cough drop and trying not to have a mental breakdown. Because that’s what math does, it causes mental breakdowns. Anyways, there I was trying to figure out what the heck was going on when all of a sudden someone says something that I found comical. I forget what exactly was said but apparently I thought it was really funny. I start laughing. Now I feel like I need to share the fact that I’m not normal, because instead of laughing like a sane person I end up sounded like an auto-tuned horse and I spit my cough drop out. I could see it fling through the air, land on the floor and proceed to break into 2 pieces. I think it would be funnier if things like this didn’t happen more often.
23 Jun 2011
by Toriin Writings
Since school let out about 17 days ago I’ve had at least one cup of coffee everyday. Yesterday we ran out of coffee filters and I didn’t make coffee. I should have been less lazy and made french press or an iced mocha or something. As the day went on my headache went from normal to painful thudding to OH MY GOD SOMEONE IS STABBING MY FRONTAL LOBE THROUGH MY EYES WITH A KNITTING NEEDLE. Why a knitting needle? I don’t know, all I do know is that after being stabbed with one you’ll not soon forget it. So that’s what my brain felt like off of coffee, my detox headache was in full swing.
My addiction to coffee became unbearably apparent.
Today I made sure I got my morning fix of that delicious nectar of the gods. And as I sit here sipping my coffee to ward off the monster called a detox headache I realize something, my friend and I are planning to get coffee later.
Will I ever get over this hold that coffee has over me? Probably not. Do I care? Not really. I rather enjoy my addiction and hey, it can’t be that bad if I admit it’s a full blown addiction… right?
